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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

How are you spending your best time?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

No way

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

N.J. resident traps rabid raccoon, officials say - NJ.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

So they tried

Alex Cora Takes Blame for Red Sox Woes After Extra Innings Loss - Sports Illustrated

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Then came..

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?